Serena: And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors. Blair: I love you too, S.Ĭhuck: I love this town. Serena: Well, I don't want to keep you, but, um. We kind of have something special planned. Serena: Well, I wish I could have been there. If it wasn't such a tragedy it would've been funny. Blair: Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf meltdowns. You know, walking to school together, dancing on tables at Bungalow, night swimming at your mom's country house? You're like my sister. I just want things to go back to the way they used to be. Blair: Because it's just yours to take if you want it. I don't wanna take any of that away from you. I saw you at school with Kati and Is and I get it. Blair: How can I trust you when I feel like I don't even know you? Serena: Well, let's fix that. Do you know how it felt calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say "Serena didn't tell you? That she moved to Connecticut?" Serena: I just. boarding school- Blair: I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. Blair: Yeah, I could tell, since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening. She lost fifteen pounds, got an eye lift. Serena: So, how's your mom doing? With the divorce and everything. Hey, way to be forgotten! Rufus: But that's how you get remembered! Rufus: Yeah, check out who is number nine. Look at this: Dan: Top Ten Forgotten Bands of the '90's. Rufus: Guess whose dad is cool?! Jenny: It's a trick question. But happiness does not seem to be on the menu, so smoke up and seal the deal with Blair, cause you're also entitled to tap that ass. What we're entitled to is a trust fund, maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. Nate: Aren't we entitled to choose, just to.be happy? Chuck: Look, easy, Socrates. It's just, do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us? Like we're just gonna end up like our parents? Chuck: Geez, that's a dark thought. All of a sudden there's a problem? Nate: There's no problem. Nathaniel, you're finally about to have sex with your girlfriend and it's like you're headed to your execution. Chuck: Well then maybe I should swipe some of my dad's Viagra, or my mom's Paxil. Dan: So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?Ĭhuck: This is some good stuff. Nate: Who says "seal the deal"?Ĭhuck: Are you following us or something? Dan: No. Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal. You're telling me if you had the chance- Nate: I have a girlfriend. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. Serena: It's a sandwich, Chuck.Ĭhuck: Serena looked effing hot last night. Gossip Girl: There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight and this could be a classic.Ĭhuck: If you want to thank me. Who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. Pilot Gossip Girl: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 13 A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate.